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I stabbed a bixesual because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with a pickle because that is how I roll.I cuddled with santa claus b’cos the lil ppl told me to
I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.
I raped a jar of honey because I love marijuana.
I slept with a bag of weed because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs. True story.
I ran shirtless with your grandma, because that’s how I roll. {umm err wahhh?! lol}
I slept with a condom, because I love marijuana. WTF? lol
“I raped a stripper because that’s how I roll.” O_o Wow, I’m a villain.
I ran shirtless with the trojan man becasue that’s how I roll.
I slept with an easter egg because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :D
I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I have double D’s.
I killed a jar of honey because I love marijuana. ;)
I killed an easter egg because i’m sexy as hell. (NO I’M NOT FF)
I killed Paris Hilton because I’ve got abs.
wait what.
I Needed Your Dealer because I’m sexy as hell…that sounds soooo wrong!
I raped a bag of weed because I love Marijuana.
Hah that makes sense.
i smoked with a crackhead because thats how i roll
song im listening to atm
I need good posts 4 twitter got any ?
repost if you do :)
Reblog with the song you’re listening to at the moment.
Angela - Missy Higgins.
Stadium Love - Metric
You Belong With Me ; Taylor Swift.
New Soul - Yael Naim
Reel Around the Fountain - The Smiths
Classifieds - The Academy Is…
Just Like You-Three Days Grace
Famous - Puddle of Mudd
The Scene and Herd - Relient K. ohwait. Kiss My Sass is on now.
Bulletproof - La Roux
Bad - Mary J. Blige
Click for full size.
two of the sexiest people on earth
Sigh. Why oh why did they get rid of FNMTV? ^Agree. Carey Hart looks like Pete from the back
i can’t see the bat ?
cobra stylee.
fangs up.
I wish this said before Guilty Pleasure…
i wasn’t a fan of cobra starship b4 good girls go bad
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