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I stabbed a bixesual because that’s how I roll.
I ran shirtless with a pickle because that is how I roll.I cuddled with santa claus b’cos the lil ppl told me to
I killed a pornstar because I’m sexy as hell.
I raped a jar of honey because I love marijuana.
I slept with a bag of weed because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous
I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs. True story.
I ran shirtless with your grandma, because that’s how I roll. {umm err wahhh?! lol}
I slept with a condom, because I love marijuana. WTF? lol
“I raped a stripper because that’s how I roll.” O_o Wow, I’m a villain.
I ran shirtless with the trojan man becasue that’s how I roll.
I slept with an easter egg because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. :D
I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I have double D’s.
I killed a jar of honey because I love marijuana. ;)
I killed an easter egg because i’m sexy as hell. (NO I’M NOT FF)
I killed Paris Hilton because I’ve got abs.
wait what.
I Needed Your Dealer because I’m sexy as hell…that sounds soooo wrong!
I raped a bag of weed because I love Marijuana.
Hah that makes sense.
i smoked with a crackhead because thats how i roll
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I ate out a Jew because I’m a pimp and your jealous!
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I hanged a french fry b’cos the lil people told me to. HAHAHAHAHA!!! How do you hang a french fry?!
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I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. lol
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I’M SEXY AS HELL haha
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I KILLED A LESBIAN BECAUSE IM A PIMP AND YOURE JEALOUS. boss haha
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I slept with a french fry because I’m sexy as hell. =/ Sounds like a bad fat joke.
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I raped a prostitute? :)) ewness
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i love marijuana
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i smoked with a french fry because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous!!
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I banged a condom because that’s how I roll. lol it’s really pointless for me to bang a frikkin’ condom. =))
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i love marijuana
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I smoked with the trojan man because im sexy as hell :B
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I ran naked with a glass of milk because I’m sexy as hell. Oh, you know how I do. Lol.
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The Don rolls. XD
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I stabbed a homeless guy because I love marijuana. Grim, but makes sense.
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I ate out a bowl of cereal because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Trufax.
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ran shirtless witha homeless guy
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I banged a homeless guy because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous O__________________O” …I think mine beats both of yours....
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I killed a lesbian because i smoke crack.
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I smoked with the trojan man...i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I banged your grandma because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I slept with your mom because Im sexy as hell
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I ran shirtless with my ex because I am sexy as hell… ;))))
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I killed Santa Claus because thats how I roll.
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I ran naked with a crackhead because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous.
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I KILLED A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL. LOLL =))
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I raped a crackhead because I love marijuana :D
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